29 Funny Tweets That Sum Up Weekends As A Married Couple

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29 Funny Tweets That Sum Up Weekends As A Married Couple
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Kelsey Borresen is a senior reporter at HuffPost Life, covering love, sex and relationships. She is a graduate of the University of Southern California's Annenberg School for Communication and Journalism and lives in Los Angeles.

Gone are the Saturdays and Sundays spent lounging around the house during the day and getting dressed up for dates at night. Now your weekends likely consist of errands, house projects, early bedtimes and arguments over inane things. It may not be as relaxing or as flashy as the days of yore but there’s something enjoyable about it all when you’re doing it alongside someone you love.

Spending the weekend painting our bedroom because my husband and I felt like it had been too long since we’d fought about how much paint to use before refilling the roller and who takes too many breaks to drink coffee. My husband thinks I let him sleep in on the weekends because he works all week but really, it's because I'd rather drink my morning coffee in silence.Making Sunday breakfast before marriage: Cute and funLet's get married and have kids so instead of doing fun stuff on the weekend we can go to a kid's birthday party where everyone coughs.

My husband chose this weekend to attempt to build a stone patio for his grill. Anyhoooo I’m just watching him destroy our backyard two days before an outdoor party we are throwing. It’s fine. Everything is fine. Perfectly. Fine.

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