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May is halfway over, so you know it's time for me to share some of the funniest viral jokes on Twitter that you've probably missed. Here are some of the best tweets from this month so far:you’d think fixing your sleep schedule and getting your shit together would help, but now you’re just awake at 7 am with a lot more time to think about it
Mother’s Day so funny cause your friend could be cussing their mom down for how they traumatized them for weeks then you’ll see them post her with a a caption like ‘my lifeline… I love you like the stars love the moon’If ur phone is on military time that’s all I need to know abt u to know ur annoying
pls take care of urself n ur health bc when the doctors/surgeons of generation X retire y’all will have no choice but to see amputationsbydeja✨ on igi hate when people ask me questions about my future and my job “so what’s ur plan after this?” AFTER THIS??????? I was complaining to a superior about my low wage and how I don’t feel I have any room to grow at my current organization and they deadass suggested I check out the virtual Zoom guided meditation they’re doing for mental health awareness month.
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