'His head was too round. It was distracting.'
"His name was Justin. Mine is Justine. I hated the never-ending jokes we got, so I had to end it.""He would pick up his plate and lick it clean. Then, he would set it down, lick his finger, and scrape up any bits that he missed. When I saw him lick a KFC styrofoam bowl so clean that it looked new, then proudly put the licked lid on top, I was done.""Broke up with someone when he argued with me that 'sans' wasn't a word.
I just couldn't after that.""There was no direct route from my place to his, and I got tired of having to drive all the windy back roads, so I broke up with him.""I looked up at him while we were having sex, realized he looked like a turtle when he was having an orgasm, and dumped him the next day. I just couldn't.""While watching a movie at my place, he was snacking on Cheetos.
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