'I pee whenever I take a shower, so if my partner and I shower together that means he's getting peed on too.'
"I Blow Up His Uncircumcised Penis Like A Balloon": Couples Are Confessing"Secret" Things They Do In Private "I pee whenever I take a shower, so if my partner and I shower together that means he's getting peed on too.
""My husband and I weigh ourselves before and after we poop so we can compare who had the biggest poop and claim victory. I don’t know what victory does, but we just walk around feeling really good about our big turds.""My boyfriend and I love Sour Patch Kids, but I’m a real wuss when it comes to the sour part. He puts the candy in his mouth to suck off all the sour stuff, and when he's done I'll eat the sweet part.""My boyfriend is super hairy, and every month or so he gets me to take close-up pictures of his butthole to see how hairy it is.""I LOVE popping my boyfriend's pimples, but he hardly gets them anywhere other than his butt. We’ve gotten to the point where he just pulls down his pants and lets me go to town.""During and after my pregnancy, my boyfriend helped me poop when I was constipated. He also put hemorrhoid cream on my anus and checked to see if my hemorrhoids were getting better.""I have veneers on my teeth, so I’m not supposed to take bites out of whole apples. Sometimes if we're out and don't have a knife, my husband will take a bite, spit it out in his hand, and give it to me so I can have some.""I pee whenever I take a shower, so if my partner and I shower together that means he's getting peed on too.""He always cracks my toes for me, religiously, every day, no matter what kind of shoes they’ve been cooped up in or what kind of blisters I’ve gathered.""When my boyfriend and I have to burp, we run to the other person's face and belch as loudly as we can, like it's a contest.""We do this thing called 'fart bombing.' If you fart, you have to grab a handful of air and throw it in the other person's face. It’s disgusting, and it started as a joke, but now it’s war.""We always send each other pictures of our poop. We don't have a fetish. It's just sort of become an inside joke.""If one of us sees that the other has a bat in the cave, my boyfriend and I will pick each other’s noses to get the boogers out. He started it.""Sometimes I'll take a sip of a drink and go to kiss my boyfriend and slowly spit the drink into his mouth. It only works from my mouth to his because when he tries it I can’t help but laugh and spill it on myself.""Whenever we’re cuddling and my husband is shirtless, I’ll stroke his armpit hair and ask him if he wants me to braid it. He always says no, but for some reason I feel compelled to ask.""My boyfriend and I have a lake house, and the area has a lot of ticks, so every night we check each other's buttholes for ticks.""When I’m tired of my gum, he’ll hold out his hand for me to spit my gum into and will pop it in his mouth and chew it for a bit. We have fun.""If my boyfriend gets a sunburn and his skin starts to peel, I'll sit on the couch and peel his flaky skin off for him while he watches TV.""My boyfriend has huge pores on his nose, and they fill up with all sorts of grime. If I win a bet or something, my prize is five minutes of uninterrupted pore squeezing. If I haven't won anything in a while, I'll straight-up offer him money or a sexual favor to let me squeeze his pores. I need help.""We use the same toothbrush, deodorant, and sometimes underwear and socks. We're a same-sex couple and have been together for 18 years, and some would say we're probably too comfortable with each other, but, we just don't care.""Sometimes my wife and I will just be cuddling in bed, and I’ll roll over, stroke her face, and say, 'Your skin is so soft...I can’t wait to wear it.' It’s an odd joke, and I’m not sure how it started, but we say it to each other often.""I’m not sure if anyone else knows this, but you can pull up on the skin and blow up an uncircumcised penis like a balloon. Have we done that on multiple occasions? Yes. Does it still make us laugh every time? Yes again." Do you have any other gross confessions you want to share? Feel free to share them in the comments below or via this form if you want to remain anonymous.
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