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26 Tweets To Make You Laugh Because We Really Are Just Teeny, Teeny Little Ants In This Big Ol' WorldThe earthquake and eclipse filled my timeline for most of the week, but I still managed to find many funny tweets in between the chaos. So, let's get into 'em all:A view enjoyed just once every 330 years. Humbled to be witness to this once in a lifetime reminder of nature's awesome and eternal beauty.
Sorry I didn't text back! I actually saw your text .025 seconds after you sent it but I didn't want to reply immediately and seem like a total loser whose whole life is being glued to her phone so I decided to wait and then darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and timeborn to say “are you fucking stupid” forced to say “wow i’ve never thought about it like that before”
there was a furry in the club last night and he pulled his mask off and my friends all gasped together because he was the hottest man there This is simultaneously the funniest and saddest thing I've ever seen. I laughed so hard in the store I had to buy it A lady had her giant poodle blocking the door to the coffee shop and as I try to reach for the door she stops me and says, “oh please don’t pet the dog she’s shy” and I’m like lady I’m getting coffee not petting your dog and this is the dogSee ya next week! Don't forget to shoot these creators a follow if you liked their tweets.
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