Sssshhhh, don't tell anyone, but we all do it.
Tap to play or pause GIFYou go days, and maybe even weeks, without washing your hair.This includes after you've gone to the gym, or on a long walk, or on those warm days when your scalp gets all humid and gross.Willowpix / Getty ImagesYou've taken great joy in peeling off your skin after a bad sunburn like some kind of serpent.jess_king14 / Via
It's probably been a while. And now that you're thinking about it, you still have mascara, lipstick, rouge, and eyeshadow that you got for your 15th birthday that expired ages ago.Instead of using nail polish remover like a decent human being, you pick it off with your teeth and spit it out after.Nothing is more satisfying than removing your blackheads with a strip and then admiring it for hours.