“My kids have been back in school for seven days, and I’ve already received 38 reminders to order yearbooks.”
School emails be like: Welcome to X Elementary! Your supply lists include everything you've already bought but in a different color. Our drop-off time is 8:24. Students arriving at 8:26 will be late. The PTA will need a donation equal to your mortgage.
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