This Reddit Thread Of 'Guy Secrets' Is Equal Parts Hilarious And Heartfelt
Mostly because ya girl loves herself some secrets, but ESPECIALLY if they're about to shed light on the opposite sex.expecting some good dick jokes , what I wasn't prepared for were all the heartfelt"secrets" that came out. And TBH? It was all very lovely.1."Sometimes we pee on the poo stains in the toilet because we are too lazy to use the scrub.""Sometimes we don’t talk to people 'cause we don’t want to intimidate them.
Rather than freak her out that a 6’6 guy thinks she looks good today, I just leave her alone, especially if we’re on an elevator or something where she can’t leave if she actually is uncomfortable.""Just because we watched a video about banging a step-sister while her head was stuck in the dryer doesn't mean that's some sort of weird fantasy. The girl just looked good in the thumbnail.
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