'when someone is talking about 'protecting their peace' you know they are the absolute most chaotic person alive' —@1followernodad
I don't know about you, but I'm physically incapable of logging off the internet on my own, no matter how much I need a break. So I recognize that this would put me out of a job, but I fully agree with this tweet:
Oh my god I needed this laugh. This is all a rejected candidate emailed me in response to a form rejection email. I'm trying to decide if I respond earnestly or not. Being in Italy has made me realize that I cannot tell the difference between people speaking Italian and people making fun of speaking Italian
i almost went home with this guy tonight but he started to keep smelling my hair and my neck over and over and like making weird sounds so i left. guys will drink and start acting like dracula ,I been crying laughing for an hour man.
I got my eyebrows waxed and when she was done the esthetician said “I tried to make them even” and like… yes? I hope so? Remote work is so unserious like why am I at a coffee shop in a meeting about tiktok strategy for my bidet job while my friend across the table gives a presentation about her experience driving the Wienermobile
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