Each alone is no big deal, but together they're like a thousand tiny cuts.
giphy.comThey drop ice cream on the ground, even when you warn them to be careful, and then they want a new one. And another new one when that one falls!They make you desperately scrounge around in your pockets for quarters so they can ride those mechanical horses in front of grocery stores.When you hold hands to walk down the street, they keep pulling on your arm, almost knocking you over.They want to be carried.
Then they want to be put down. Then they want to be picked up again!They fish “art projects” out of the garbage that you tried to throw away behind their backs.You have to buy something for them whenever you go anywhere — better plan an extra $2–$10 kid-junk budget for every outing.They hit other kids right in front of you, so you have to address it.They steal toys at the playground from other kids, but in really obvious ways. No finesse.
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