'Men will literally nut 45 seconds into sex and have the audacity to ask if you came. Yeah I came to the wrong house.'
pretty cool how guys in romcoms are like "i'm going to the airport to buy a $3000 same day ticket to London so i can tell Rachel i love her TONIGHT!!!" and guys in real life are like "wanna come over? we can hang out.
i have 2 cans of beer also pls bring condoms i dont have any."United States Latest News, United States Headlines
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