I haven't blown a straw wrapper at someone in a while, but I think that might be a mistake on my part.
Buena Vista Pictures / Courtesy Everett Collection"Whenever someone asks me if I've seen a lost item and I respond with 'Did you check your butt?'""Whenever I make a turn or merge with a yield sign, I yell 'I yield to no man!' while safely merging/yielding.
""Whenever my husband and I see a naked butt or boob on TV, we yell out the body part like a pre-teen kid. We are both 70.""Saying 'JINX' when me and someone else say the same thing at the same time. You cannot stop me.""I play with my boyfriend. Like actual wrestling or chasing or whatever, like children. We make each other laugh, and feel young and alive daily. I will never stop it.
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