'She smuggled sleeping pills into me against my will because she 'couldn’t be bothered with me anymore.''
that will make you appreciate only having to deal with a roommate who forgets to change the toilet paper roll:The roommate with the sketch boyfriend:
"A couple years after college, I lived in a house with two other girls. One I had known from high school, the other was 10 years younger than us. The younger roommate must've not known how to live with others cause she had the standard 'bad roommate' etiquette of stealing our food and not helping with the trash, recycling, or lawn mowing. She also initially put her dirty dishes outside her bedroom door as if she wanted us to clean them.
"Stole another housemate's ID, opened a bank account in their name, stole a check from a housemate, and wrote it out to himself using the name on his fake account so he could pin it on someone else. Thankfully his plan didn't work because we were already getting suspicious of him. Our house was a lot happier after we kicked him out.""Where do I start? First, she went to bed at 7 p.m.