Sometimes it's best to open your presents in private.
"I got a '70s Playboy calendar from my Grandmother on Christmas. Christmas just wasn't the same after that.
""When I moved out of my mom's a few years ago it was near christmas so she thought a nice housewarming gift would be a pink christmas tree and ornaments. Only the ornaments in question were from Ann Summers and they included an angel in a dominatrix outfit, stiletto heels handcuffs, and one of Santa with his dick out."
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