'I was drugged and asleep and I let out the loudest possible fart. It was so loud it woke me up.'
"When I was 15 my dad took me to the dentist. The dental hygienist came out and asked me if I had any changes in my health or medications since I had last been there. I looked her straight in the eyes and said 'Yes, I now have chlamydia.'
I saw a look of horror on her face and she said 'honey, you don’t need to disclose that.' My Dad dad was crying with laughter at this point and said 'I don’t know what she has, but it’s not that.' We figured out a few minutes later I had confused the acne medication clindamycin with chlamydia."
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