No more turning up The Office hoping it drowns out the sound of your vibrator. Not that I've...uhhhh...ever done that.
that you can adjust to hit *juuuuuust* the right spot, internally or externally. You can even straighten it out and use it like a microphone to sing"I'm So Excited" after you cum, wow, the versatility!"I never write reviews for products. I'm not very good at it, so I'm attaching a text message I sent to my best friend after using this: 'I got a new vibrator and HOLY SHIT.
First of all it’s tiny. It’s quiet. It has 10 different vibration settings. You can bend it different ways so it hits the G-spot and the clit at the same time. And my dude. I don’t think anyone ever is going to make me as happy as this vibrator made me in literally two minutes. Best fucking purchase of my entire life. If you had a vagina I would buy one for you and ship it to your house so you can understand how fucking amazing this tiny dude is. It was $60, but I just saved myself probably $200 on random dates I won’t go on because this made me not only physically, but emotionally happy.Dude. I can’t wait to do it again. 1000/10.
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