'Last summer, my husband met me at a restaurant, and we were so genuinely happy to see each other that the couple sitting at the table next to us broke up.'
"Last summer, my husband met me at a restaurant, and we were so genuinely happy to see each other that the couple sitting at the table next to us broke up."Yes, your wishes have come true — Julia is back this week with another Fails compilation! These are the best fails that made me laugh this week. Enjoy!had a dream I told a profoundly funny joke to larger and larger audiences, who laughed harder and harder with each telling. woke up in the middle of the night and wrote it down.
But then she somehow punctured the glowstick and it started leaking everywhere, and then she rubbed some in her EYEIn a changing room someone sneezed so I instinctively said ‘bless you’ and she said ‘…who is that??’ and I said ‘me’Customer: I don’t get why the democrats would give up and let Trump win. Why wouldn’t they at least try
Cashier: They’re going to put someone else in his place.
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