Make homemade cookies. With frosting. And sprinkles. And you have to let the kids “help.'
Okay moms, so you did the pumpkin patch visit, carved those suckers up, and destroyed your kitchen with guts and seeds. You cooked chili in the crockpot, picked some apples, and watchedHope you didn’t think it was time to rest and chill out though, because it’s winter now, bitches! Time to break out the snow boots and glitter crafts! ‘Tis the season to be merry!
So here goes. These are the mandatory things you must do in the icy, snowy, holy-fucking-crap-my-eyelashes-are-frozen-to-my-face winter months.1. Spend 30 minutes bundling up your children in their snow pants, snow boots, coats, hats, scarves, and gloves. , did you know you have to also feed your children hot cocoa that they’ll spill on your rug and/or make little “train tickets” so your kids can hop “aboard” the Polar Express in their PJs? Truth. Just ask Pinterest. —with those fab family pics you took in the fall, obviously! They came out so cute with you all in your matching flannels. No one can tell the kids were melting down and bribed with candy to JUST FUCKING SMILE FOR THE LOVE.
Get dressed up anyway , make small talk with Bill from payroll, eat too much cheese, and watch the clock until it’s been long enough and you can go home, put on sweats, and watchI know, I know. Didn’t we already do this in the fall when we hung ghosts and bats and painted silly faces on pumpkins and got paint on Mommy’s new chair covers? Yep. Sure did. It’s winter now though, so break out the red and green yarn, and yes, the glitter.
United States Latest News, United States Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
12 Holiday Quotes To Make You MerryFrom me to you; holiday quotes to bring you joy...
Read more »
12 Shows You Need to Watch If You Love 'Emily in Paris'Go ahead and fill that Eiffel Tower-shaped hole in your heart.
Read more »
Baby rhino befriends zebra foal after being orphaned at just 12 hours oldDaisy the tiny rhino was found unable to stand and with the umbilical cord still attached, and in a weak condition.
Read more »
12 Pillars of State And Local Broadband Policy SuccessIn the 15 years since the state's telecom deregulation, Indiana has emerged as a leader in new broadband network builds.
Read more »
Everything We Know About 'Real Housewives of Beverly Hills' Season 12RHOBH fans are still recovering from the four-part season 11 reunion that wrapped up in November, but the ladies are already hard at work on season 12. 💎
Read more »
12 of the Flakiest Phyllo Dough RecipesDon’t be a flake! Make these sweet and savory dishes.
Read more »