Don't say we didn't warn you.
I got a yeast infection"My girlfriend once licked my asshole and vomited up the chicken nuggets we had eaten for dinner just before,. I farted the asshole-touched vomit back into her mouth and all over her face."After getting high from marijuana banana bread, I was on the couch with my ankles on my partner's shoulders — deep into the trip — when suddenly the motion in the ocean became too much.He cleaned me up like a true gentleman and put me to bed.
"My former boyfriend and I thought chocolate syrup would be fun in bed. My vagina disagreed. The sugar gave me a yeast infection so fierce that we couldn’t have sex for two weeks. We apparently didn’t learn that food wasn’t our thing, because a few months later we had hot wings and then decided to get frisky in his car.. But hey, at least we were even.""I once got a glass of wine and poured it all over my boyfriend's butt and licked it out. At the time, it felt super sexy.
United States Latest News, United States Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
12 Beach Bag Essentials: Family EditionBeach days are meant for fun in the sun, not for chasing down your kids to reapply SPF.
Read more »
12 Thoughts I Had While Watching the Gossip Girl Reboot TeaserGossipGirl is back, xoxo
Read more »
12 of the best moments from Prince William and Kate Middleton's tour of ScotlandThe Duke and Duchess of Cambridge carried out a week-long tour of Scotland, where they enjoyed a trip down memory lane
Read more »
12 Cooking Tools, Snacks, and More the Epi Team Bought This MonthGetting ready for picnics, grilling, or outdoor dinner parties? You might need some of these:
Read more »
Summer 2021: 12 Things We Can Finally Look Forward ToDinner parties, house guests, anti-sweatsuit fashion, and maybe even a trip to Italy? A guide to cautiously stepping back out into the world and reclaiming the things we missed in lockdown.
Read more »