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Who doesn't appreciate a good funny joke? Take this one, for example: Did you hear about the robbery at the glue factory? It was a stickup. For the encore, we'd love to tell you a construction joke but ... we're still working on it. If you like these corny one-liners, you're going to love this collection of funny jokes that are guaranteed to have you chuckling, if not completely cracking up.
Knock, knock! Who's there? Barbie. Barbie who? Barbie-cue is my favorite.Knock, knock! Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the tub, bathtime is over.Knock, knock! Who's there? Birds. Birds who? No, but owls do. Knock, knock! Who's there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and let me in!Knock, knock! Who's there? Alison. Alison who? Alison Wonderland.Knock, knock! Who's there? Shirley. Shirley who? Shirley you must know who I am by now.Knock, knock! Who's there? Norma Lee.
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