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Bad jokes are like potato chips — it's impossible to stop after just one. Fortunately for you, with this collection of hilarious one-liners, you don't have to. In fact, with these bad-but-good dad jokes and supply of funny puns, you'll have your family and friends rolling in the aisles. Our favorites include food jokes, animal puns and silly gags that are all guaranteed to deliver the laughs.
Why was six nervous? Because seven eight nine.I want to be a doctor, but I don't have enough patience.What do sweet potatoes wear to bed? Yammies. Why did the belt go to jail? It held up a pair of pants.Why couldn't the bike stand up? It was two-tired.I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me. I don't trust trees. They're shady. A chemist walked into a couch store and ended up buying a photon. Why should you stay away from artists? They're sketchy.
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