100 Funny Thanksgiving Puns On Turkey, Pie And Pumpkins

Sarah is a lifestyle and entertainment reporter for TODAY who covers holidays, celebrities and everything in between.

Season's eatings! Thanksgiving is on its way, and if you're anything like us, you're probably pie-ning for a plate of turkey and mashed potatoes smothered in gravy right about now. Because after watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade and napping on the couch, all of that good food makes Turkey Day a-maize-ing. In fact, when it comes to holidays, Thanksgiving is truly the baste.

Whatever floats your gravy boat. No turkey this year? I suspect fowl play!Did you hear about the turkey that went into IT? It was a technical fowl. Did you hear about the spontaneous turkey? It decided to wing it.Did hear about the cursing turkey? It had a fowl mouth.Did you hear about the poultry convention? They brought in a turkey-note speaker.You hold the tur-key to my heart!Did you hear about the sick turkey? It was feeling under the feather.

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