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Summary SCREENRANT VIDEO OF THE DAY SCROLL TO CONTINUE WITH CONTENT Any experienced cowboy knows that the frontiers of Red Dead Redemption 2 are lousy with overused, high-falutin’, and just plain dull horse names. There’s nothing worse for a gunslinger than to lose their steed, but it sure adds insult to injury if the last thing they see flickering under the screeching wheels of a runaway train is a name tag reading Horsey McHorseface.
Giving a horse a kingly name maximizes class while minimizing effort. If Arthur trotted up to Mary on a horse called Henry VIII, she’d think him a history buff not an idiot who got his last seven Henrys killed trying to chase rabbits down Mount Shann. And for the really careless bandits – look no further than the Vatican. Benedict would sort them out for the next sixteen horses, with John managing a whopping twenty-one.
8 Look To The Land For Inspiration With A Name Like Kamassa Simple and effective, this method for naming horses is ideal for saddle-stiffs who love the land but are short of time, attention, or smarts. Players can name their horses after the location on the map where they first wrangled or bought them.
Related All 19 Red Dead Redemption 2 Horses, Ranked From Worst To Best Each horse in RDR2 has pros and cons, and so Arthur must take care to choose wisely. Here's a breakdown of all 19 horse breeds and how they perform. The possibilities are endless. Leon Trotsky. Hoof Jackman. Olly Spurs. The only limit is a player’s own sense of dignity. For even the hardest heart would feel a sting of shame if, upon reaching the end of the game, they are forced to watch Arthur tenderly mourn the death of his beloved steed, Timoth-hay Chala-neigh.
But for those in need of a good horse name, look no further than Bad Bessie. Her backstory and skimpy outfit may reek of a very specific kind of mid-2000s adolescent sleaze, but her name is ideal for a low-honor character's mean-tempered mare. Worthy alts from the annals of Revolver bosses include Bloody Tom, Grizzly, and for the fancy Dans, Professor Perry.
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