Sad? Don’t be. This turtle isn’t some innocent creature whose majestic life was cut short by an insidious plastic ring. He’s a good-for-nothing son of a bitch who has done some horrible shit beyond your wildest imagination.
, deserves every second he’s spent swimming sideways in his lopsided, misshapen shell. He may look innocent, but the bastard strangled his wife and children to death and laughed the whole time.Nope, you won’t be getting any of that “save the endangered species” bullshit here. That’s what this 35-year-old giant sea turtle gets for defying international law and selling sensitive state secrets to Bashar al-Assad’s evil regime in Syria.Well, well, well, looks like karma’s a bitch.
While working as a high school vice principal at an elite, inner-city prep school, he molested dozens of children under the guise of mentorship. Monster.So, this turtle just gave a home loan to a family who clearly couldn’t afford to pay it off. Maybe he doesn’t deserve to die—and hopefully someone helps him out eventually—but there’s still something nice about seeing some retribution.
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